Man Ordered To Pay Child Support After Botched Blow Job

MadMen, MadMen, MadMen. Okay ssssssoooooooo we’ve all heard of women who try to trap men by getting pregnant right, but to go as far as to impregnate HERSELF!?

You know it’s coming…wait for it…wait for it…C’MON SON!!  WTH?

 

Sharon "mouth almighty" Irons kept the sperm in her mouth until she could inseminate herself in private according to the complaint

This has got to be the most bizarre case for a child support order on record.  He not only unwittingly fathered a child with the woman, but was ordered to pay child support because she’s going around putting sperm in her cheeks like a squirrel saving it for winter.

 

Who does that?  Obviously, Sharon Irons., M.D.  Yeah!  An educated (( ? )) woman…with issues (you think).  What was the purpose?  What type of story will she tell her daughter when she’s older?  Her parents fell in love and she sucked, I mean, she performed a sexual favor for her father and ended up with her…somehow. The craziest part is, hold on son! There’s IS NO craziest part…this whole thing is some fuckery !

Chicago family physician Richard Phillips, sued Irons for, you ready for this,  “calculated, profound personal betrayal”. Well damn!!!  He claims they never had intercourse in the time of their affair.  But, the  judges essentially said, “Somebody gotta pay for the baby now that it’s here and she is yours.”

Say word!!!

This incident occurred 12 years ago between them, six years ago it hit the courts, and noooooow someone brought it back to the media because it obviously didn’t get the attention it deserved six years ago.

Yo slim, next time make sure she chases those kids down with some Red Stripe…LMAO. Hrrraaaay Beer! Shoot me now!!

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