Naked Therapist Seeks To Cure Patients…One Nipple At A Time

Traditional therapy is apparently too limiting.

Naked therapy, on the other hand, allows for people to open up, or at least that’s what Sarah White, New York‘s naked therapist feels.

“The goal is to show patients I have nothing to hide, and to encourage them to be more honest,” White told The Daily. “For men in particular, seeing a naked woman can really help them focus, look deeply into themselves and speak their minds openly.”

During her sessions, the 24-year-old therapist slowly peels away layers of clothing in her New York office, according to the Mail Online. This innovative approach to therapy has attracted a lot of interest, though most of her clients are men.

However, she doesn’t just cut right to the stripping. Each initial session costs $150 and starts as a one-way video and text chat, reports the Mail. From there clients move to a two-way video chat, and in some cases live consultations, which dramatically increase in price. REALLY?!? Am I the only one that has his hand raised on this one? So this chick didn’t just straight pimp the system by calling it “THERAPY” Call me crazy, but nudity will make ME forget all about why I’m taking Zoloft!! That’s legalized stripping no? Webcam or not, I want to know what kind of business license she got. Now she has amassed 30 clients which are an eclectic mix of college students with sexual misconduct..OOOOOOPPPS sexual ISSUES, middle-aged men who can’t keep a woman and women, YES women, who merely enjoy sitting and chatting with a naked 24-year-old female therapist.

While Sarah White claims there is no physical contact ((GTFOHWTBS)) because any contact would be unethical. But sitting there with breezy nipples and smiling poompy isn’t though? Right, right. “It’s not like I’m having relationships with any of my patients” is what she told the reporter.

I’m not mad at Sarah at all. Once again, someone has found a way to legalize Americas ORIGINAL pastime by giving it a new name. Ladies and Gentlemen, MadMen let’s all get some “therapy” and live happily ever after!!!



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