The Tale of Johnny “911” Finch – Dumb Ass of the Week

in today’s “what a dummy” news…

MadMen…meet John Finch a.k.a. Johnny 911. 

John Finch a.k.a. Johnny 911

 he wins the “dumb ass of the week” award for breaking into a house, downing five bottles of liquor ( 3 bottles of Seagram’s Gin and 2 bottles of Seagram’s whiskey).

Finishing his binge, the over intoxicated Finch decided it was time to leave but couldn’t – he was too drunk.  His next move will go down in the annuls of dumb ass history.  Dude called “911” and told them he was man down – pimp in distress.

man down..man down..pimp in distress

When the police arrived, they found him sitting on the couch and asked him to come open the door, to which he replied ” I can’t…it’s locked”.

I guess I don’t need to tell you how this story ends right?

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