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What Happened To The Gay Version of The Bible??

in today’s “GTFOHWTBS” category A “gay-friendly version of the Bible was said to be in development last year (note: it turned out to be a hoax). But let’s just fantasize for a minute shall we??  Remember that old joke Christian zealots would give to drive home point about  homosexuality being an aberration? They used to [...]

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Who Are The Agencies Behind Keeping Marijuana Illegal? We have the List!

In today’s news…… We bring you the list of the five agencies responsible for keeping that sticky-icky illegal.  Why? Not because it’s unhealthy or causes death like all the other LEGAL drugs on the market, but simply because it is detrimental to their bottom line. Here is how Governmentslave.org  reports the story…. 1.) Police Unions: Police [...]

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Prez Obama Uses the Most Powerful Weapon in the Black Man’s Arsenal To Get Votes…the “Slow Jam”

in todays “social commentary” I have to say…I can’t Hate on Obama anymore… I seriously just cannot.  As a MadMan, I must give props to where props is due, and the POTUS’ appearance on the Jimmy Fallon show was nothing short of pure marketing genius. Even a die hard “I don’t belong to any political party”, stubborn, [...]

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seems the message may have been lost amongst the smiling faces

“African Woman” Put on Display , Cut & Eaten by Hungry Swedes

in today’s “social commentary” and a bit of “GTFOHWTBS” news… Black Swedish artist Makode Linde made the cut at World Art Day in Sweden, literally.  His “art” a “stereotypical African woman” made of cake (red velvet we think), was supposed to be a political statement against the practice of clitoridectomies in the Motherland. Even the [...]

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Mother Angry After Daughter Vaccinated Without Her Permission

in today’s GTFOHWTBS news… Sighie Kinney, a Detroit mother is fuming mad after her 14 year old daughter was forced to receive 4 different vaccinations without her permission.  Marcus Garvey Academy’s school clinic, operated by St. John’s medical, pulled the girl out of class and gave her  4 different injections..including one for HPV (which is [...]

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Ex-Hubby FORCED To Post Facebook Apologies To Ex-Wife For 30 Days or Go To Jail

in today’s “bad policy and GTFOHWTBS news…. The censorship issue in America is starting to get real… Mark Byron, an avid Facebook user, found himself in the middle of a free speech debacle after posting his frustration with his soon-to-be ex wife to his friends on Facebook. Mark is in the middle of a custody [...]

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Father Unlawfully Detained After 4-Year Old Daughter Draws Pic of a Toy Gun at School

in today’s “bad policy” and GTFOHWTBS news…. It’s the new American Nightmare…being unlawfuly detained for an act you did not do.  And worse yet, no one will answer your questions, you find yourself in a cell, charges are levied against you and your family is taken away – your kids offered up like lambs to [...]

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Pedofile Pastor Allowed Back In the Pulpit…Children Banned from Church

in today’s GTFOHWTBS news…. A pastor in Jacksonville Florida who pled gulity to molesting children in his congregation is back in the pulpit…under the condition that children not be allowed in the church. That’s right children are BANNED from Sunday service while Pastor Darrell Gilyard stands on high to preach morality to the congregation. *blank stare* [...]

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Test Tube Hamburgers On the Menu This Year

in today’s news…. Well, science has done it again.  It seems that artificially produced cow meat will be available for human consumption this year.  Scientist have perfected the technique of artificially reproducing meat, and expect it to be ready to hit the dinner tables this October.  If successful, scientist say other meat products are on [...]

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Unknown

Chicago Teacher, Sues For The Right To Say N-Word In Class

in today’s bad policy and GTFOHWTBS news…. A lawsuit has been filed by Chicago teacher, Lincoln Brown, against the school district for his inability to use the word “nigger” when encountered with a “teachable moment”.  Here’s how the Huffington Post reports the story: The incident occurred last October when Brown said he used the n-word [...]

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