Prez Obama Uses the Most Powerful Weapon in the Black Man’s Arsenal To Get Votes…the “Slow Jam”

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I have to say…I can’t Hate on Obama anymore… I seriously just cannot.  As a MadMan, I must give props to where props is due, and the POTUS’ appearance on the Jimmy Fallon show was nothing short of pure marketing genius.

Even a die hard “I don’t belong to any political party”, stubborn, ” I hate politicians” button wearer like myself, cannot deny the power of the “slow jam”. 

NO ONE can resist the power of the slow jam.

It has been the mating call of Black men for centuries…it’s power is unfathomable.  It is the kryptonite to the word “no”. 

You want your woman back? You put on a slow jam.

Broken heart?  Slow Jam your way into the depths of depression (accompanied by a bottle of  Back Daniels Black Label)

Trying to get that fine woman to open her legs?? Slow Jam! 

And now…want to win the Presidency of the United States? Slow Jam! 

But this is not for anyone…neither Romney, nor Newt would pull this off in a million years.  Only a cool brother can leverage a slow jam the correct way…sorry guys Obama got this one in the bag.

Peep the video below…